On Sunday my cousins Carly and Lucas came over to my house. They traveled from Barrie on a train we played hide and go seek we played hockey and we went to the park. I really enjoyed having them over at my house and I am going to miss them when they go home tomorrow.

One day skinny man was walking down the street until he bumped into fat man fat man was the fattest and the meanest guy in the whole world. Hey said fat man you bumped into me I dropped my french fries and my big fat juicy burger you have to pay for this NEVER said skinny man oh ya said fat man well I challenge you to a fries and burger eating contest okay I will meet you in the middle of the desert tonight at 12.00 at night for the battle of your life FIVE MINUTES LATER okay fat man were are you Iam right here the first one to eat a 100000000000 burgers and fries wins okay here we go EAT do you how much burgers I ate 100000000000 burgers in 1 minute fat man was so surprised  he exploded THE END.

My name is Barney. I was born underground in 1999. I got shipped to a grocery store called Loblaws and Mrs. Smith bought me. My height is short but my weight is super heavy. I weigh 8000 lbs. My colour is greenish yellow.

Once, in Hong Kong, when I was a month old I got bitten by another zucchini. That zucchini was mad. He had rabies. The bite left lost of scars. I was sent to the Zucchini Hospital. They did laser surgery.

My skin is smooth and I have a hard head. When they were picking zucchinis they picked me. it made me feel happy, like a super model.

Now I am in a classroom with  Campbell, Ibrahim and Ryan and another boy. Now I am super happy because I am the best hockey player in the world. I also sing in a rock band. I am famous.